Yesterday, I was to complete a very unimportant mission: Cure cancer. Of course, I didn't give a sh*t about it, so I just drank of my neurons instead with some mouthwash. It was great stuff, until the world went hazy. I wandered around, until I had diarrhea and dumped my ass in some sort of well. Now, today, it seems I'm on a cell, with some friendly blue clowns holding on to clubs. All of a sudden, a bunch of angry mole-like things broke through the wall with some neon signs. they started killing everyone with guns that shot olive seeds into the officials' eyes. The city was completely razed, the inhabitants were unscathed, but dying of constipation. George Bush had died from a stomach infection and suffered from dementia in his last hours. It seems that the city's water supply was heavily contaminated along with some subterranean rivers.
The mole-things didn't complete their rampage 'cuz they had all died from eating poisonous frogs. However, it seems that some cyclopes were coming out from the Soyfood Company's factory. A few hours later, the army was fighting against them. The result was a mess of tofu, Soy beans and blood. Heck, the army lost anyways. Luckily for the world, the Soy monsters went bad and decided to wash themselves in the river. They all disolved into water, poor wild life. Those creatures must have awful sight, for I saw everything. Just like that, a fern popped out of the groun, spoke in mandarin and gave me some tangerines. Bleh, I don't like fernsor tangerines. The guys at the US Government found out of this and launched some missiles and blamed Spain for it. Once again, the magic peanut tree got pissed due to his vacations getting interrupted. The hotel he was staying got destroyed and couldn't afford another one. He used magic to send a piece of evil broccoli out to destroy the U.S. and restored the world. With all of the conflict resolved, the world was ready for yet another pile of nonsense.
My tip? Don't use mouthwash as a recreational drug, ever!
The mole-things didn't complete their rampage 'cuz they had all died from eating poisonous frogs. However, it seems that some cyclopes were coming out from the Soyfood Company's factory. A few hours later, the army was fighting against them. The result was a mess of tofu, Soy beans and blood. Heck, the army lost anyways. Luckily for the world, the Soy monsters went bad and decided to wash themselves in the river. They all disolved into water, poor wild life. Those creatures must have awful sight, for I saw everything. Just like that, a fern popped out of the groun, spoke in mandarin and gave me some tangerines. Bleh, I don't like fernsor tangerines. The guys at the US Government found out of this and launched some missiles and blamed Spain for it. Once again, the magic peanut tree got pissed due to his vacations getting interrupted. The hotel he was staying got destroyed and couldn't afford another one. He used magic to send a piece of evil broccoli out to destroy the U.S. and restored the world. With all of the conflict resolved, the world was ready for yet another pile of nonsense.
My tip? Don't use mouthwash as a recreational drug, ever!
Written by: Carlos O. Aguilar
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