A few moments later, a musketeer tried to eat a sneaker, but a time paradox made his brains explode. A zombie cried. A fudgy count accused a kid for being a cereal killer. Six guys ate a nacho, but only one died, what a dip! A ninja solved a math problem, but now he had a mental one. The gnome tries to eat his spleen, but his friend already did it. The dwarf uses gender neutral pronouns. That pen is white, who will read this now? Maybe the seamen can help me...
My shadow was behind me, but I made him see the light! The firefighter was too gassy and had a heartburn. When the last drop fell, the energizer bunny had commited suicide. Five samurais made word-plays on their names, but the cat turned them into anaerobic bacteria and died quite fast.
An old, fat man has grown a tail, and is now a flying butterjar. His wife placed a net on his head, and threw him into a jarred room. A mad monkey threw a barrel down a hill 'cuz he was drunk on wine. A poor plumber was minding his business before getting killed by the incoming barrel. Luckily, he had some credits that saved him. He said, "Life's a long game, and those who don't read instructions, will have a 'game over'... unless they have some credits... : )".
My resolve. With all of those events. Something incredible happened: Elmo f*cked a garbage can and it came to life. This proves that he is truly evil, the bastard.
Written by: Carlos O. Aguilar
The New Age Writers salute you!
Enjoy! Create! Just Write!
My shadow was behind me, but I made him see the light! The firefighter was too gassy and had a heartburn. When the last drop fell, the energizer bunny had commited suicide. Five samurais made word-plays on their names, but the cat turned them into anaerobic bacteria and died quite fast.
An old, fat man has grown a tail, and is now a flying butterjar. His wife placed a net on his head, and threw him into a jarred room. A mad monkey threw a barrel down a hill 'cuz he was drunk on wine. A poor plumber was minding his business before getting killed by the incoming barrel. Luckily, he had some credits that saved him. He said, "Life's a long game, and those who don't read instructions, will have a 'game over'... unless they have some credits... : )".
My resolve. With all of those events. Something incredible happened: Elmo f*cked a garbage can and it came to life. This proves that he is truly evil, the bastard.
Written by: Carlos O. Aguilar
The New Age Writers salute you!
Enjoy! Create! Just Write!
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