A wAcKy StOrY...
A few seconds ago, an asteroid crossed an apple pie floating on pink matter. A drunk monk threw his key into a magazine pool and flushed the toilet. Out of nowhere, a midget used a mechanical gadget to jump five dimensions in a column. Unfortunately, a squirrel attacks five screws before falling into a molten net and become a proton bomb! Then, a cosmonaut uses a vacuum to clean space, but fails due to his ship causing a syntax error.Suddenly, in five minutes, a magic scab covers the wound of a hubo caused by a drain cleaner, a dog ate the scab and became the "Underdog" and flew into an airplane turbine and was torn to shreds.
A politician cries and makes a fart in his honor, without even knowing. This wakes a mystical beast on the Earth's air and the sky begins to fall. A boy cries "Sky!" and the sky smashes him. Santa Claus then knew what to do: Get up his lazy behind and grab his midday supper.
So, what happens? Boom! The planet went boom! But this did not kill the magic peanut tree, which immediately used its magic to rebuild a planet exactly the same. So the cycle started all over again, and a stagbeetle ate the beast in a thousand bites, after Alladin told his daytime story. Peace was not restored, it was all an utter mess...
By: Carlos Aguilar
The New Age Writers salute you!
Enjoy! Create! Just Write!
